I'm going to miss you this weekend while I'm in JAX literally partying my pants off. Be sure to eat healthy while I'm gone.
Dear Wild Bachelorette Party Weekend,
Be kind to me. Let me rest and hydrate when needed. But also let me take my hair down and boogie down for a while! I need to move and shake and get a little CRAZY!!!
Dear Sad, Petty and Pathetic
I feel sorry for you. I really do. You are a small and twisted person. I hope one day you can grow up and be as cool as me.
When I sneezed and you said "Bess you," yesterday I nearly melted to death right there. I love you.
Dear Baby Bump,
Back off! I am ONLY 15 weeks in! It is NOT time to be popping out yet!!! (But I wouldn't mind feeling a few kicks from the tiny one living inside you!)
Have you booked your spot in the Lindsey Lou Christmas Photo Party yet??? It is GREAT deal and you will not be sorry.
Have you finished The Hunger Games series yet? Do it and then call me so we can talk about it. I need you to LOVE IT!!! Also... Do you still go by Barbie or am I just your most behind and annoying friend???
Stop being such a wimpy kiddy baby whiner and go exercise.
Dear Florida State University MBA program,
I knew you were smart enough to recognize genius when you saw it. My hubby is gonna rock your world. (And then can you please help him get a good job after...please???)
Dear Shelley and Lindsey and Jenn Beast,
We are so close but so far away. When will my soul sisters come over to play???
Pop me out a cute baby girl this weekend please and don't skimp on the pics! In fact, just go here and book today.
Thanks for caring, well at least reading my ramblings. You make me feel so loved.