3/22/10

give em a break gals.



A new Perfect Husband Shopping Center opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men to find the perfect husband. It was laid out on FIVE floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended the floors. The only rule was that once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to leave the store. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the store to find a man to marry.

The first-floor sign reads: "These men have high paying jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say " Well, that's wonderful but..." and wonder whats on the next floor.

The second-floor sign reads: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm " say the girls. "Wonder whats further up?"

The third-floor sign reads: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and will help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women "Very tempting...but there's more further up!"

The fourth-floor sign reads: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, will help with the housework, and are great in bed." "Oh mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting us further up!" Say the women.

So, up to the fifth-floor they go.

The fifth floor sign reads:

"THIS FLOOR IS JUST TO PROVE THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE."

It's sad but this rings a little true right? Just a little? Now go love on your man. He deserves it. Even though we may not always think so.

Also, have you read this yet? It's where I first heard this joke and I'd recommend it to a friend.

M

2 comments:

Barbie and Craig said...

I read that book and loved it :) I love you money chart, too! It's so my style! You go girl!

Blonde Ambition said...

Marquesas - thanks for writing this, I think it was something I needed to read. I tend to be over critical of my adorable husband and I probably need to ready this book more than anyone :)I will be ordering it TODAY!