Dear Rascall Flatts,
I will be seeing you soon and it is gonna be awesome! Once I was at an Aerosmith concert and Steven Tyler totally licked a girl right on her cheek. Just sayin.
Dear All the Clothes I Want to Buy,
Why can't you just be free and already in my closet? Or maybe just stop being so dang cute!
I was thinking that maybe, just once in a while, you might stay nice and clean for a little longer than a nano-second.... maybe?
You are so flippin cute when you have a present for me. I can tell how hard it is for you not to spill the beans and it is adorable. But I LOVE a good surprise so don't tell!!!
Dear Adorable Baby Shower,
No thank you for the dose of baby fever you gave me. It is NO where near baby time around here yet. YET.
Dear Oliver and Miles,
Seriously guys, you two get cuter every second. So big and so so full of sunshine. I love your guts.
You need a face lift. You look tired.
Remember how the grass is always greener on the other side? Well, there is no grass in your yard at all so think about that the next time you feel the need to compare. It's apples and oranges. You would choose your life and your challenges over someone elses' every time.
Prepare to be conquered. Or at least passed with a B.
Whoever you are, thank you for stopping in! It's nice to know you're still out there.