so i've been advertising

I care for kids during the day to help our family pay the bills. I have been putting ads out on the web lately looking for one more kiddie to watch... when I got this email the other day...

Hello. I have a tiny cute boy who will be turning one on December 27. I was wondering if you had a spot for him in your daycare. I've heard from several sources that you are the best in-home daycare provider in the state, so when I heard that you had an opening, I just had to try to get the spot. I can't really afford to pay you anything, but my boy is pretty cute, and just being around him might be payment enough. His name is Miles and he enjoys pushing his walker, climbing in the oven drawer, scratching faces off, and climbing in bed with you in the middle of the night and yelling "DAA!!" as loud as he can because he thinks it's playtime. Please let me know if you would be willing to consider watching him and maybe we can work out a day where we can come over and meet you. I'm certain you'll want to watch him once you see him dance to the Office Theme Song. Please respond by email or call my toll-free number 1-800-TINYCUTEBOYSWHOSCREAMDAA. I look forward to hearing from you.


i love that guy!



Jennifer Porter said...

too cute!

Vicky or Matt said...

That is hilarious!.....Vicky

PS: Is that a giant monkey in the first picture with Miles?

Wonsch Family said...

Sounds like the perfect client to have :)