Dear Mr. Blimes,
Last night you made me smile without even knowing it. I was washing up the dishes after dinner and found something very strange... a potato peeler covered in hot fudge... turns out the butter knife was just a couple inches too far out of reach...so you stirred your ice cream topping with a potato peeler! My sweet boobie, how much I enjoy your strange, boyish antics and the way the simple things about life seem to please you so much. I love you and hope you never change.